User blog:The Kaio-Ken Kid/Just read the frickin thing .-.

So. Alot of stuff happened today(or last night depending on when you read this) like always there is always something happening or some type of drama. I call it ARPW's Late Night Madness. For some reason alot of crap happens late at night when our young brains get more honest,crazy,and god dammit sexual. Now before you close this blog down and thing this is like some rant or somethin,keep this open cuz some shit happens. That is fairly important(well at least for me anyway half of you reading this might not a.know me that well or B.honestly dont give a shit.)

Anyway late at night we were all being our perverted teenage selves when a conversation about boobs came up.So being average teenage murican hotblooded teenage boy like me was like "Bewwwwbs" and was all up in the conversation. So then what came up was people talking about photos. Lets stop right there. Before I go on U want to defend myself before hand and say when these people(you know who you are) were talking about boob shots in main chat I thought A.They were joking for something B.It was probably some cartoon Hentai boobs or C.It was prolly something from Game of Thrones that I have never seen but I heard they don't really get up close shots anyway(dont ask me from whom or why they told me that again they know who they are). To continue the convo lead to talking about a specific picture of someone and their boobs and then a convo about sizes and back. So naturally I asked for the link. Now here is where shit makes a huge turn for the worst. They decided to post the link to the tits in MAINCHAT and I clicked it to see if it was legit. At that exact same moment my mom had come home from work and looked at my computer screen behind me.Guess what? The pic was legit. A pair of milk jug titties filled up my whole fucking screen. It was like life kicked me in the gut,threw me in a whole full of angry drunk KKK members who beat the shit out of me and then tossed me off The Empire State building. Everything felt like it was slowing down and I moved like The Black Flash to click out of the window.Usain Bolt didn't have shit on me right there. Unfortunately My mom had a superman slap prepared for me when I turned towards her. You know that feeling you have when you step on a Lego or stubbed your toe against the wall and your sitting on your butt cussing like its no tomorrow? It was all over my face. I quickly went to chat to tell the people that my mom was right there at the moment(who was already yelling at me to turn the CPU off but I ignored her) but it was too late. By that time they had linked three other pictures with tits in em that my mom demanded to see. By that time I was trying to make it out of the situation as unscathed as possible. I clicked on the links and.....jesus christ I really thought my mom was gonna pull out a deus deus and shoot me right in the dick. Gladly she didn't and made me close chat. From then on it was like a boxing match. She started yelling at me about how this was degrading to women(then why the hell did they(the women) take the picture then?) which I argued. We kept going blow for blow on why this wasnt a big deal and why it wasnt my fault. Long story short I lost which isn't suprising. As I said to the people on chat when I had came back: Moms(and alot of women in general(plz dont hate me women Ily)) aren't rational people. I was handicapped in the argument because I have a need to make sense.Shes in it for distance and irritation until I crumble under the crap logic she throws at me. So eventually she told me to go back on chat which I did and told me that I was grounded for a long time(although she wouldn't give me specifics) before telling me that I have a day to wrap things up before I would be officially on punishment.So I told the people on chat and a few tears were shed. Hopefully they were actually sad and weren't feeding me lies ;-

So yeah that's the story. I am actually on punishment now although now much less so as before I were to not even come here and to have no outside connection with you guys. After sucking up and begging/pleading she has somewhat lessened the punishment. Now I can still come here but I am not allowed to go on chat until my mom says so(which literally could be forever). I wrote this blog because it not only effects me but also those who want to talk to me or are involved with RPs with me. I have will not be available in chat anymore for a long time which means things will change. Depending on who you are you might have to contact me on Skype or through the Message Walls,because I will not be on chat to talk anymore for a long while. I can still RP although it might not be as fast a response as it used to because of not being able to be on chat(sorry for the inconvenience bear with me? :3)

Anyway its been a long day and I have to go to school in about 3 hours so I better be getting at least an hours of sleep. Sorry for the long read but I hope you had a laugh or two with it in my expense. Life always seems to throw me curveballs but never the less I keep swinging :P

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