User blog:TehHarvester/Late Night Rants With Harv - 5 - Shipping Edition

Welcome to my belated Valentines day romance related blog. Actually, the two events are not correlated but I'mma pretend like they are because convenience and timing. Anyhow, normal warnings apply. I swear, cunts. Also, I'm going to bring over some stuff from the funniest char's one.

NO HATE. AT ALL. Like, fuck. I'll turn off comments or delete if this shit gets out of control, I have little qualms about doing either.

GOOD:

MEIRO (Kairo + Mei)

Like, come on. If you’re on this wikia, you’ve heard of this ship. It is like, the kingpin ship. It’s more doomed than the people in The Fault in our Stars due to some OOC planning and they’ve got fucking cancer so enjoy this while it lasts. Basically, Kailuq used to be a thing before it went all Titanic up in this bitch. Some making out with Mei later, they became a couple, did the diddly and since then have had uber protective and secretly insecure Kairo dealing with the less stable Mei. Basically, she’s about to go crazy and kill people and shit which will pull them apart, but none the less, this a cute ship I plan enjoying while it lasts.

NAHLUQ (Nahko + Iluq)

OH MAH FUCKIN LAWD THE ADORABLENESS IS TOO DAMN HIGH. Like, I don’t fucking know if it’s how adorable Iluq’s awkwardness is or how fucking sweet Nahko is, but either way, chemistry, yes, good rp’s fuck yes, plus really, this is like, the one ship listed that isn’t nearly guaranteed to crash/burn because dickhead guys/bitchy insecure girls. While this is on hold atm because wastes I can’t help but wait for these two to meet again. Although, there was some talk of Nahko getting amnesia in the wastes but if it fucks this ship up I will summon the power of the keyboard rage gods onto you asses. Apparently this won’t last because Kailuq. Fuck all of you. Anyhow. Or not. Idfk. This is weird.

GINSHI (Ginji + Tenshi)

I love Ginji, because stupidity and boganess and whatnot. And him and Tenshi have some weird sorta relationship thing that just works. She’s the only person Ginji cares about and it’s a good thing, because after he had a kid and all (nowhere near as nice as it sounds), he needs something to show that even evil has standards. Anyway, lots of borderline sexist comments and bunny suits later, this has become one of my favourites. This at the wastes also seems fun, I gotta admit. Her pouty-ness and Ginji not giving a fuck is glorious.

KAIKO (Kaien + Koko)

It’s a new ship but it’s beautiful and great and Kaien is… alarmingly relatable. Also, despite me not being a huge fan of her pic, I still like how she acts. They’re a new ship but a cute ship and I want this to be a huge thing.

LOU (Liu + Gou)

Liu’s pregnant and Gou’ll be a dad and Gou is so motherfucking fabulous that I can’t help but love him. Super cute shit. The chemistry is great (helped by boo and bird being super good writers) and they just… it’s like something out of a not trashy romance novel and it being on this wikia is super good advertising. Good build up, good conflict, it seems real which is more than a few of the ships can see. It doesn’t seem forced, either, which is also excellent.

ERYO (Eru + Shyo)

This is the flagship of my ships. Like, this shit just happened. And I mean, I’m super fucking hyped because other people ship this too so it means I done good. But seriously, I need this to a be a thing more because like holy fuck yes. Yuumik I’ve shipped this since their first RP because good chemistry and her awkwardness vs Kamik’s not give less of a fuck is awesome. They gel really well and I hope they come out of Kimiko’s slave pen as a couple because that shit’ll be awesome.

TAKEILA (Takeshi + Shila)

Asexual char and psycho chick? The power of good chemistry is undeniable. Like, me and Lissy were just rping these peeps and wam/bam, they just kinda gelled and stuck together and I don’t even know how it’s a thing but these two like each other and it’s like, really cool. This is why I firmly believe ships should not be planned, but more spontaneous in nature. Like, A works with B so let’s fuckin’ slam them together. Also, I’d like there to be a relationship status called “Crushing on” where someone likes someone but they aren’t actually together yet because that isn’t it’s complicated because it’s not complicated.

LELINI (Leila + Yogini)

Pity this shit ended. Was, like, hotest ship. Seriously, this shit was genuinely boom. I wouldn’t exactly call it any more than just some sex but Lelia had a connection. Yogini just fucked the whole family, is all. Well done her.

RENARA (Renshu + Inara)

This will never happen because Renshu and Inara are both owned by Az but idgaf these two would be fucking great together and idc if it never happens I just want them to together and hope for the best because like holy shit they fit so well and shit.

BAD: 

ANY INCEST (User:Hydrocarbon1997)

EW GROSS FUCKING SENKAIS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK YA’LL CAME OUT OF SIMILAR VAGINA’S THAT MEANS YOU SHOULDN’T BE GOING INTO THE SAME ONES LIKE FUCKING FUCK. Also, Shu and Jia, not fucking okay.

NUKUZA (Nukka + Karuza)

She’s 4 years and 3 inches taller than he is like what the fuck is she doing. Plus, she’s like all chill and sweet and kind whereas he’s all hotheaded and fired up 24/7. It just doesn’t work in any way shape or form in my head and bleah. I feel as if this was forced, and ignored all actual chemistry, but regardless, I can’t support this ship.

GENKARI (Genin + Sakari)

While not a proper ship yet, I have the same issue with this that AZ has with Ginshi. SAKARI WILL BE MINE, JUNI. I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT I WILL CLAIM HER. FUCK ALL OF YOU. In all seriousness, I doubt this’d be a bad ship but I’m selfish and fuck everyone else. Like, Juni, I love you, but if you do this, I’ll take conor’s dad’s claymore and shove it down your throat (jk).

HAREKTA (Haru + Ekta)

Was forced, still forced, can’t say I can get behind it. I mean, I like Etka and I like Haru, I just don’t like them together. Also, even the sex stuff got weird cause she was weird about it and it just didn’t mix and Haru wasn’t being Haru around her and bleah.

ROHLUQ (Rohan + Iluq)

C’mon, wasn’t that just the cutest rp? OTP.

So that sums me up. Comment, bitches. Like, it's the equivilent of likes on facebook - blog coolness is determined by comment numbers. Spam that shit up, just keep the hate out. Tell me if I got any ship names wrong (bet I did) or if you agree/disagree/think I forgot anything. I've been fairly thorough, so I'll be surpised if I've missed much.