Talk:Mountains/@comment-5158777-20160316033755/@comment-5142966-20160320164208

"Well hello..." The man was quite buff and rugged, his long bushy beard truly made him seem like a stereotypical mountain man. He was quite happy to see some pretty girl walking up to his doorstep. The horribly tall man knelt down to her to get a better look at her. "Anything I can help you with? Was just about to help myself to a shower." In short, this man was a lonely and smelly creep.